Archive for May 2017
The Covfefe
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Read MoreThe Body Slam
The good folks of Washington D.C. better say their prayers and eat their vitamins because Trumpomania has come to town. The latest Trumpomaniac is Greg Gianforte of Montana. Rather than answer a question about the Republican healthcare plan, he thought the winning strategy was to assault a reporter in front of a news crew with…
Read MoreThe Cowardly Ryan
There’s a lot of buzz about impeachment going around, and if you are getting excited about that we have a buzzkill for you. His name is Paul Ryan. To get an Impeachment, you need the cooperation of the Speaker of the House. Unfortunately, Mr. Ryan has the backbone of a jellyfish. Speaker Ryan would rather…
Read MoreThe Comey
Drunk Publius wrote this book in November and December, and here is it May with drinks still TOTALLY RELEVANT. Today, we present The Comey – page 37 of Cocktails for Survival.
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