Tonight is the State of the Union address, given out by our 45th esteemed President, Donald J. Trump. Drunk Publius aims to become Drunker Publius for the festivities.
Take a drink for each of the following:
- Trump says that something he has done has been the greatest.
- He talks about how smart he is.
- He talks about how there is no collusion.
- Drink twice if he says the phrase “Witch Hunt.”
- Disparages Obama.
- Do a shot every time he references “The Wall.” (We suggest you do a shot of The Wall – page 28 of Volume 1, or if you need something strong, a shot of The Fucking Wall, page 22 of Volume 2.)
- Mentions Obamacare imploding.
- Mocks anyone for anything.
- Mentions Putin in an admiring way.
- Disparages Mueller.
- Claims he drained the swamp.
- Talks about a minority as if they cause all the country’s problems
- Name drops a celebrity name
- Blames the Democrats for getting nothing done
- Claims no president has ever done more
- References the size of any of his body parts
The first person to pass out* wins.
* We don’t recommend you actually drink until you pass out. This is a joke. But we understand in the new era that satire will no longer be understood and our attorney wanted us to clarify.