You are going to need a strong drink for this one! The Ohio legislature passed a bill that bans abortion before a woman even knows she’s pregnant! Sorry all you people with ectopic pregnancies! Hope you like to die… because Ohio thinks that if you’d just not let blastocysts implant in your fallopian tubes you wouldn’t have this problem. Learn to control your children, ladies. (I say ladies, because men aren’t ever involved in the creation of babies. Right? We don’t need to punish them.)
Anyway, the governor of Ohio, a seemingly reasonable Republican compared to our new PEOTUS and VPEOTUS, even vetoed this bill. (I think Mike Pence just had an aneurysm.)
This kind of bill makes me need a drink. Pairings from the book include The Late Term or The Supreme Court. Both strong enough to keep you thoroughly sedated through your next unwanted pregnancy. Or just go with straight whiskey by the gallon. That’ll work too.
“We Are Going to End the EPA Intrusion Into Your Lives”
– Donald Trump
You know what I hate? Fresh air! And you know where I hate it? IN MY LUNGS! If the air I breathe isn’t giving me lung cancer, than I don’t want it.
I’m in luck, though, because President-Elect Trump has selected Scott Pruitt to lead the Environmental Protection Agency. Scott has some strong connections to the fossil fuel industry, and is going to help Trump stop all this clean air nonsense. Maybe he can work on restaurants too, so my kids and I can enjoy all that second hand smoke while we eat.
Relevant Drink: The Climate Denier