The Going Rogue

Has your new boss suddenly silenced you with a gag order? Are you no longer allowed to communicate with the public? Are you being actively suppressed because you aren’t sharing his “alternative facts”? He’s probably just bitter (much like the campari in this recipe) because he realizes that he doesn’t really have the best tweets…

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The Fucking Wall

You may be reading this and thinking, hey, The Wall is a drink in the book already. Yes. Yes it is. But it just wasn’t strong enough, so we’re adding The Fucking Wall. #fuckingwall We find former Mexican Presidente Vicente Fox’s tweets to our new president pretty awesome, and it’s his tweets that inspired this…

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The Little Marco

There was some big talk from “Little Marco Rubio.” We thought there might even be a shred of a chance that he was going to pull it out, be a man, and finally assert some dominance after being belittled and humiliated by Trump during the primaries. Rumor had it that he was going to defy Trump…

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The Impeachment

With Trump being sworn in right at this very minute, we know you’ll need a drink to help you cope. Here’s our very wishful drink called The Impeachment from page 24 of Cocktails for Survival: Not as trump as you drink I am.  Mix it well and set on fire along with your right to choose,…

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Thanks Obama!

Today is President Obama’s last full day in office. He has shown nothing but grace and strength in the face of our nation’s impending doom. In his honor, we present to you our drink called The Thanks Obama (page 27 in Cocktails for Survival). We suggest you make a pitcher of these tonight and raise a…

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The Inaugural Drinking Game

Trump Inauguration Drinking Game

The day is almost here. This Friday, Donald Trump will be sworn in as President of the United States. To honor this event, we would like to suggest this Trump Inauguration Drinking Game to help ease the transition. First, grab your copy of Cocktails for Survival: Not as trump as you drink I am and choose…

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The Pre-Existing Condition

Fuck you and your pre-existing condition

When we wrote this book, we knew we’d have enough material for a Volume II in 2017. What we did not realize was that we’d have enough material to write new cocktails daily. But here we are. Last night the Senate voted to gut Obamacare (for those of you still unsure, Obamacare is just a…

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The Golden Shower

(The puns, they are endless.) In honor of our PEEOTUS, we’ve created a new drink to honor him. Enjoy! The Golden Shower  Ooooh you naughty boy! Has your pal Putin got Twitter all atwitter because they have proof that you like a little kink with your hookers? Did you take “trickle down economics” a little…

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The Perry

While The Perry seems like the perfect drink to serve our next cocktail party, I just don’t think we have the moves to pull it off. Check out page 36 of Cocktails for Survival: Not as trump as you drink I am to find The Perry. We recommend you don’t attempt this drink unless you have some…

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Win a FREE copy of Cocktails for Survival!

Cocktails for Survival

Drunk Publius doesn’t want to be a socialist, but it feels SO GOOD. And we like it. So we’re giving away a copy of our book. It’s FREE. We’ll mail it to you with our own drunk hands. You just have to do one of three things. Either follow us on Twitter (@TrumpedDrinks) for one…

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