The Dress Like a Woman

These drinks are LITERALLY writing themselves. Another day, another reason to drink. Today we have a drink called The Dress Like a Woman. Apparently women in the White House are now expected to dress like women. We assume that means something other than being a woman who wears clothes.

To help us cope with the nonstop and exasperating sexism that emanates from this administration, we instead will dress however the hell we want and drink instead.

The Dress Like a Woman

The Dress Like a Woman

Whether you’re wearing Louboutins or a lab coat, this drink is guaranteed to make you feel like a real woman!

  • 1/2 oz good gin
  • 1/2 oz cherry liqueur
  • 1/2 ounce coffee liquor
  • 1/2 ounce Galliano
  • 2 dashes chocolate bitters

Instructions: In cocktail shaker, add all ingredients plus ice. Stir and then strain into fancy glass of your choosing. Or, make the cocktail and then throw it out and drink Scotch, neat, because you’re the kind of woman who kicks ass and takes names, in stilettos.

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