Posts Tagged ‘recipe’
The ACA Replacement
Did you hear the good news? Republicans have revealed their replacement for the Affordable Care Act. Designed almost exclusively to help the rich maintain and increase their wealth while screwing over the poor, sick and elderly. “Sorry, Aunt Lettie, I know you need your dementia meds, but here’s a voucher for some Tylenol instead. Have…
Read MoreThe Sessions
When you get home from your Klan meeting and have a list of calls from Russia to return, sometimes you just need a drink to help you face it all. We’re here to help, Jeff, with a new drink called The Sessions. The Sessions Ingredients 1 oz Southern Comfort 1 oz Russian vodka 1/2 oz sloe gin…
Read MoreThe Fake News
Are you a member of the “Mainstream Media”? Have you been doing your best to report on the atrocities happenings of the Trump Administration, only to be repeatedly called fake news? (Sad!) Have you reported so well that you’ve been banished from Press Briefings? We feel for you, so this drink is for you. Don't believe…
Read MoreThe Cowardly Republican
It’s Congressional Recess and very few legislators have planned Town Hall meetings in their respective home towns and the ones that have are being met with many angry constituents. The so-called angry crowds in home districts of some Republicans are actually, in numerous cases, planned out by liberal activists. Sad! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 21, 2017…
Read MoreThe Last Night in Sweden
The massacre at Bowling Green. The terror in Atlanta. And now . . . . It’s 11:59 on Radio Free Publius; this is Cocktails for Survival with drinks and the truth until dawn. First, we’ve got a few words for some of our brothers and sisters in Sweden: “the chair is against the wall, the…
Read MoreThe Hand Jerker
Drunk Publius is obsessed with the President’s inability to shake hands like a normal human-being. Apparently the only way to prove your masculinity is by jerking on the hand of your unsuspecting subject. There’s no way this move makes you look like an asshole compensating for tiny hands. It only makes you look strong and…
Read MoreThe Out Like (Michael) Flynn
Trump’s Presidency is going to be such a series of disasters and losses that future generations are going to be baffled by the use of the word “trump” in card games. So too has Michael Flynn’s rapid exit from the Trump administration (not to mention his 2014 firing from the Obama administration) turned the phrase…
Read MoreThe See You in Court
Donald Trump tells the 9th Circuit Court he’ll see them in court. Which begs the question, where else would you see a court but in a court? Or does he mean he’s taking a court to court? And if you are taking a court to court, do you need a bigger court to take a…
Read MoreThe Nordstrom Rack and Rye
My daughter Ivanka has been treated so unfairly by @Nordstrom. She is a great person — always pushing me to do the right thing! Terrible! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2017 Reinvent Yourself with this high-end cocktail, but do it where style meets savings, at the Rack! You won’t find Ivanka’s clothing or shoes…
Read MoreThe DeVos
The Senate voted yesterday to allow our public education system to be run by a woman who ran a pyramid scheme and has never once set foot in a public school, neither as a student, parent, teacher, or volunteer. The truth is, they don’t want the people to be educated. After all, it’s so much easier…
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