The See You in Court

Donald Trump tells the 9th Circuit Court he’ll see them in court. Which begs the question, where else would you see a court but in a court? Or does he mean he’s taking a court to court? And if you are taking a court to court, do you need a bigger court to take a court to court in? Drunk Publius is confused now.

Here’s a drink to drink when you are sad that the country’s president doesn’t understand how the judicial branch (or any of the branches, actually) of government works.

The See You in Court

The See You in Court

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz Scotch
  • 1/2 oz Ginger Beer
  • 3/4 oz lemon juice
  • club soda

Instructions: Fill a glass mug with ice, then sprinkle with a pinch of salt. Add scotch, ginger beer, lemon juice and stir. Fill rest of the mug with club soda. Enjoy while watching old episodes of Night Court, which is where Donald Trump’s entire knowledge of how courtrooms work was learned.

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