The Going Rogue

Has your new boss suddenly silenced you with a gag order? Are you no longer allowed to communicate with the public? Are you being actively suppressed because you aren’t sharing his “alternative facts”?

He’s probably just bitter (much like the campari in this recipe) because he realizes that he doesn’t really have the best tweets and can’t stand the competition. Start up a rogue Twitter account that he can’t control and share the truth with the world while you enjoy this cocktail.

The Going Rogue

The Going RugeIngredients:

  • 3 oz campari
  • 3-5 drops saline solution

Stir campari and saline solution together. Strain into a chilled champagne coupe. Garnish with an orange twist.

Tip: The tears you’ve cried mourning the death of free speech, common sense, and scientific facts can be substituted for the saline solution.

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