Corker Kickback

“Hey, how did all this cash get stuck in my pockets? I demand answers!” Bob Corker is shocked,*shocked* by a provision stuck in the Republican tax bill shortly before he conspicuously flipped his vote. But, surely, it’s just a coincidence. After all, if MAGA meant anything, it meant that the economic anxiety of the American…

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The GOP Tax Scam

Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver, Paul Ryan, and his colleagues in the House passed a tax restructuring bill. So Drunk Publius has a cocktail in tribute to this audacious money grab. Now wait a minute y’all, this drink ain’t for everybody. Only the wealthy* people. So all you rich mothers, get on out there and drink. Drink I…

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Cocktails for Survival II

Coming Soon! Wondering what to get your left-leaning friends and family for Christmas this year? Looking to spread some cheer during what could be dark times when sharing holidays with Trump-supporting relatives? Did you burn through your copy of Volume 1 in the first 100 days and need new material? We are coming to the…

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The Rocket Man Cocktail

In a shocking turn of events, math isn’t the President’s strong suit. Donnie apparently thinks Kim Jong-un has been negotiating with the US for 25 years. What the rest of us didn’t know was that apparently Kim Jong-un has been controlling North Korea’s nuclear arsenal since the ripe young age of 10. The “Fake News”…

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The Alt Left

“What about the ‘alt-left’ that came charging at the, as you say, the ‘alt-right’? Do they have any semblance of guilt?” – Donald Trump, President of the United States, August 15, 2017 Fighting nazis is now just as bad as being a nazi. Some nazis are fine people. Just ask 45. “You also had some…

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The Comey

Drunk Publius wrote this book in November and December, and here is it May with drinks still TOTALLY RELEVANT. Today, we present The Comey – page 37 of Cocktails for Survival.

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Today the Senate Republicans changed a longstanding rule allowing the filibuster of supreme court nominees, so they can push through Trump’s choice when Obama’s nomination never got a hearing. Drunk Publius needs a strong drink tonight. This one is going to be it. Be careful, though, too many of these and even a Trump supporter will…

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The Big Brother

In Trump’s America, ignorance is strength, freedom is slavery, and war is peace. The Republicans in the House, under the leadership of Doubleplusgood Duckspeaker Ryan, have voted to strip you of privacy protections and allow Comcast, Verizon, AT&T, and other Internet Service Providers to monitor and sell your browsing history, app history, location data, and…

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The Sessions

When you get home from your Klan meeting and have a list of calls from Russia to return, sometimes you just need a drink to help you face it all. We’re here to help, Jeff, with a new drink called The Sessions. The Sessions Ingredients 1 oz Southern Comfort 1 oz Russian vodka 1/2 oz sloe gin…

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The Cowardly Republican

It’s Congressional Recess and very few legislators have planned Town Hall meetings in their respective home towns and the ones that have are being met with many angry constituents. The so-called angry crowds in home districts of some Republicans are actually, in numerous cases, planned out by liberal activists. Sad! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 21, 2017…

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