Bargaining
The Would-Be Savior
Our President, as we all know, is a quiet man not given to idle talk or self-promotion. His idea of Paradise is working his land by day and reading the classics by night. As a Christian, he takes seriously the Lord’s admonition about turning the other cheek and loving his neighbor as he loves himself.…
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Friends, Drunk Publius is hard at work on Cocktails for Survival, Volume 2. With this wealth of material, we have a great start and plan to release the book before Thanksgiving, so you can shop for the holidays for gifts for all your friends, family, and frenemies. In the meantime, we’re going to run a…
Read MoreThe Flip
The election of Comrade Von Clownstick has made displays of patriotism uncomfortable. Watching kids Pledging Allegiance at a softball game is creepy if you regard the small-handed Mussolini in the White House or the Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver and his turtle buddy in Congress as the objects of their devotion. Can members of the Resistance stand…
Read MoreThe Impeachment
With Trump being sworn in right at this very minute, we know you’ll need a drink to help you cope. Here’s our very wishful drink called The Impeachment from page 24 of Cocktails for Survival: Not as trump as you drink I am. Mix it well and set on fire along with your right to choose,…
Read MoreMartini Monday
Hey, Everybody! It’s Martini Monday with Cocktails for Survival! We thought we’d take a few minutes to highlight a few of the deliciously funny martinis we conjured up for your next Trumped-Up Cocktail Party! Here’s the lineup: The 400-lb Hacker Who else but Donald Trump could roll both fat-shaming and hacking into one big lie?…
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