Did you ever get the feeling there is a giant hand stuck way up inside Donald Trump’s extra-large asshole? Like maybe, Trump’s evil twin’s hand is up there? His Russian evil twin. And that Donnie actually enjoys having a giant Russian hand up his ass?

Yeah, me too. And it makes me need a drink. A strong one. Or five.

If Trump didn’t have a hand up his ass, he wouldn’t be downplaying the Russian involvement with the elections by tweeting things like this?

“If Russia, or some other entity, was hacking, why did the White House wait so long to act? Why did they only complain after Hillary lost?”

Trump Tweet about Russian Hacking

Of course, anyone with a brain knows that’s not true. The administration announced its findings a month before Election Day. Although we should give the Trump Puppet some credit because he has a solid wooden head and he can’t hold that much information. Or any, for that matter.

And, if you need more proof that Trump is actually Putin’s Ass Puppet, take a look at this tweet:

“The thing I like best about Rex Tillerson is that he has vast experience at dealing successfully with all types of foreign governments.”

If only Trump were a real boy, he would know his appointed secretary of state, the ExxonMobile executive who made a 500 billion dollar oil deal with Putin, has been Putin’s best friend for the past three years. No problem there.

We only have a few more days left to dream, Americans. Because on Monday, December 19th, 2016, the Electoral College will have the opportunity to do their duty and break their pledge for the benefit of all humanity. The tension American’s feel right now is real, but the electors will probably let us down and an Ass Puppet will become President of the United States of America.

It’s going to take a lot of alcohol to survive the anxiety and depression caused by this puppet’s presidency.

puppet for putin

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