Size (Apparently) Matters

45 is obsessed with size. OBSESSED. It’s only slightly scary. Yesterday while speaking about Hurricane Harvey in Texas he even commented on the crowd size. “What a crowd, what a turnout,” he said. Because you know the only thing that matters to people who have been sitting waist deep in water in their living room is showing up to a Trump rally.

For this kind of idiocy, I find myself needing a drink. But not a small drink, this drink needs to be big. So here’s The Yuge, from page 31 in Cocktails for Survival.

The Yuge


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