The Covfefe

The Covfefe


  • 2 oz Vodkafefe
  • 1⁄2 oz Simplefefe syrupfefe
  • 1⁄2 oz Kahlúafefe
  • 1 oz Freshlyfefe brewedfefe espressofefe
  • Garmprk: Whole Covfefe Beams and Ambienfefe

Whenever you get up to Tweet from the can in the middle of the night, take the Covfefe! It is the best drink when you whatsckrewtek conflabable Russgrikcord. And it can’t be beat when you nrakeke wheadlye gregnon scuwciesh. Ambien gives it just the right kickro hepr tiy fabe the pey. It also helps with end-stage syphilis. Just sayin’. Wrt pozzy surkquat farfegnugen.

Mix all fefes, garnish with things. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….


  1. flair bartender on July 14, 2017 at 1:36 pm

    haha funny name but drinks looks tasty

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