In a surprising turn of events, our Dear Leader President Donald J. Trump, nephew of super great genius Dr. John Trump, yesterday suggested that disinfectant might just be the solution to the COVID-19 pandemic. (He’s having people looking into it – you know, to clean out the lungs.) This is the kind of forward, progressive-thinking plan we were hoping to see from this president. Trump has bragged that doctors flatter him on his “natural ability” for this stuff. He just “gets it.”  Now we see what they were talking about, though the New York Times has cautioned that not all experts agree with the President’s innovative thoughts about medicinal disinfectants.

Why go with the injection method though? Seems like the fastest way to disinfect your body from the inside out would be through a new, tasty cocktail. Enjoy!

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Ingredients:

  • 1 c. bleach (your favorite brand)
  • mint leaves
  • lime wedges
  • 1 c. crushed ice

Directions:

In a chilled tallboy glass, add mint leaves, lime wedge, and 1 cup of crushed ice. Add 1 cup bleach and stir. Garnish with a fun straw or frilly umbrella.

Pairs well with Tide Pods.

Caution: Will cause death. You’d have to be a fucking moron to drink this, let alone suggest it as a cure to COVID-19.

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