The Dark and Stormy

A president, a porn star. Nothing surprises us here in the alternative universe we live in where Trump was elected president. Also, in this alternative universe, our president is as obsessed with watching television as he is with tweeting and boinking porn stars. For tonight’s entertainment beverage, we give you a porn star worthy drink to keep you and your smile company as you watch 60 Minutes and the dark and stormy twitter blizzard simultaneously.

  • 1 ½ oz coffee liqueur
  • 1 oz silver tequila
  • ½ oz orange liqueur
  • Splash of orange juice
  • Dash or orange bitters

Pour the coffee liqueur into the bottom of a glass with some ice. In a shaker, mix the other ingredients with ice. Strain the ingredients out of the shaker over a spoon to layer on top of coffee liqueur. Clothing optional.

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