The Senate voted yesterday to allow our public education system to be run by a woman who ran a pyramid scheme and has never once set foot in a public school, neither as a student, parent, teacher, or volunteer. The truth is, they don’t want the people to be educated. After all, it’s so much easier to manipulate the people into believing your fake news if they’re uneducated. Education is for rich people, and the rest of us only get job training so that we can labor our whole lives to line the pockets of the already-wealthy.
So add some vodka to your Amway Energy Drink (coming soon to a school cafeteria near you!) and toast the end of public education as we know it.
Soon our kids will be learning Creation Science and textbooks will feature artwork of Jesus riding a dinosaur.
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