Are you a member of the “Mainstream Media”? Have you been doing your best to report on the atrocities happenings of the Trump Administration, only to be repeatedly called fake news? (Sad!) Have you reported so well that you’ve been banished from Press Briefings? We feel for you, so this drink is for you.
Don't believe the main stream (fake news) media.The White House is running VERY WELL. I inherited a MESS and am in the process of fixing it.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 18, 2017
(Jake Tapper, we feel like you need this one tonight. Give us a call, we’ll buy!
The Fake News
- 2 oz Bourbon
- 1 oz sweet vermouth
- 2 dashes Angostura bitters
Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker. Fill with ice and stir. Strain into martini glass. Drop a maraschino cherry in for garnish. Drink and reminisce about a simpler time when the Freedom of the Press was still a thing.