The FBI Raid

Some days you just can’t win. You’re going about your life, living the dream, hanging out with powerful people, paying off porn stars like it’s your job, and BAM, the FBI shows up on your doorstep and raids all your files.

It’s a bummer.

Have no fear, Mr. Cohen, we’re here to help. That’s what we do. Fix up this drink to help you cope with your impending disbarment and probable prison sentence.

The FBI RaidThe FBI Raid


  • 2 oz vodka
  • 1 oz Bailey’s Irish Cream
  • 1 oz coffee liquor
  • 3 oz vanilla ice cream


Blend all ingredients with 1.5 cups of crushed ice. Top with whipped cream and a cherry.

Pairs well with the Dark and Stormy, but not The Trump.

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