The Mar A Lago

(to the tune of Kokomo)

On the Florida coast, there’s a place called Mar-A-Lago
That’s where Trump likes to go to get away from it all
Golf clubs and fake tans, secret meetings with Putin
He’ll be grabbing pussies with his small hands
Down in Mar-A-Lago

The Mar a LagoThe Mar A Lago


  • 1.5 oz coconut rum
  • 2 oz coconut cream
  • 2 oz fresh pineapple juice

Directions: Add all ingredients to blender with ice, blend until smooth and creamy. Pour into glass and garnish with pineapple wedges, maraschino cherry, and tiny paper umbrella. Best if enjoyed before and after golf, while avoiding any kind of meaningful work, your wife, kid, or any other kind of responsibilities.

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