The Sessions

When you get home from your Klan meeting and have a list of calls from Russia to return, sometimes you just need a drink to help you face it all. We’re here to help, Jeff, with a new drink called The Sessions.

The SessionsThe Sessions


  • 1 oz Southern Comfort
  • 1 oz Russian vodka
  • 1/2 oz sloe gin
  • 1/2 oz triple sec
  • 1/2 oz blackberry brandy
  • 2 oz orange juice
  • 1 oz pineapple juice

In a cocktail shaker filled with ice, add all ingredients. Shake until chilled and strain into a highball glass with fresh ice. Garnish with a few slices of orange. Use a blood orange if you’re feeling extra evil.

Enjoy one or two prior to reviewing sanctions with the Russians. Be careful, though, drink too many of these and you might find yourself burning a cross on your neighbors’ lawn or calling in a bomb threat to the nearest JCC.

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