The Me, Myself and Virgin Islands Cocktail

The U. S. Virgin Islands is a magical place with cool breezes, super-extra white sandy beaches and ten hot submissive virgins for every presidential tourist. But the most magical of all the magical things about the Virgin Islands is that the ocean so calm and so clear that you can see almost see your own reflection as you gaze narcissistically into the hypnotic ocean waves. This makes the U. S. Virgin Islands the perfect place to relax and enjoy some little light reading while discussing politics with other world leaders while drinking a refreshing cocktail.


  • 1 1/2 oz. Light Rum
  • 1 1/2 oz Coconut Rum
  • 1 oz Rose’s Lime Juice
  • 1 oz Coco Lopez
  • 2 slices of fresh pineapple plus additional for garnish
  • 1 ½ cups ice

Have one or two hot virgins split coconuts while wearing bikinis. Next, place the ice into a blender with the other ingredients and blend until smooth. Drink until you look like someone else. Like maybe a world leader who is capable of coherent sentences, rational thought, and a working knowledge of US territories.

Also tastes delicious in Puerto Rico.

Me Myself and I

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