The Bowling Green Massacre

In today’s version of “Shit Kellyanne Conway is making up,” we bring to you a new drink we call The Bowling Green Massacre. Drink enough of these and you too may hallucinate the unnecessary, indiscriminate killing of a large number of human-beings in Bowling Green, Kentucky.

Bowling GreenThe Bowling Green Massacre


  • 1 oz absinthe
  • 1 oz fresh lime juice
  • 1 oz simple syrup
  • 4 oz water

In tall glass filled with ice, add all ingredients and stir. Garnish with lime wheel. Drink until you can no longer separate real historical events from non-existent ones and you think Frederick Douglass is still alive.


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