The Mooch

Now that’s Spicy’s out, the Trump Administration needed to find someone who could up the ante, who could talk the talk, walk the walk, and who isn’t afraid of a little verbal diarrhea. Enter Anthony Scaramucci or “The Mooch.” His first task was to immediately delete all his past tweets (great communication!) and profess his…

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The Jamboree

The Jamboree

The Pussy-Grabber in Chief has a new vision for the Boy Scouts. In the good old days, we saw depictions of the dutiful Scout helping a little old lady cross the street. In Great-Again America™, Trump wants them to help liberate her from the oppression of health care. He used the Scout Jamboree as a…

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The Return of the Bloody Wherever

The President seems obsessed with women and blood, so in honor of his most recent horrific tweet, we bring back The Bloody Wherever, from page 50 of Cocktails for Survival. And again, we come full circle and Cocktails for Survival remains both applicable and relevant. Mika, this one is for you. I think we all…

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The Body Slam

The Body Slam

The good folks of Washington D.C. better say their prayers and eat their vitamins because Trumpomania has come to town. The latest Trumpomaniac is Greg Gianforte of Montana. Rather than answer a question about the Republican healthcare plan, he thought the winning strategy was to assault a reporter in front of a news crew with…

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The Point Guys have some Trumped Up Drinks

“The Point” is the brainchild of Fred Kuhr, an actor and journalist, who wanted to put a new spin on the talk-show format by bringing together a diverse group of gay and straight men. After bringing the pop-culture obsessed Tito Faustino on board, they went on an exhaustive search to find just the right guys…

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The Fake News

Fake News

Are you a member of the “Mainstream Media”? Have you been doing your best to report on the atrocities happenings of the Trump Administration, only to be repeatedly called fake news? (Sad!) Have you reported so well that you’ve been banished from Press Briefings? We feel for you, so this drink is for you. Don't believe…

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Who knew the National Parks would be the face of the resistance?

After inauguration, I knew there would be protests, fights, and resistance to this president. What I did not see coming was that park rangers would be leading the cause. But in the face of the unimaginable, a new and beautiful thing has arisen. And it’s the Alt National Park Twitter accounts. For anyone in a…

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The Golden Shower

(The puns, they are endless.) In honor of our PEEOTUS, we’ve created a new drink to honor him. Enjoy! The Golden Shower  Ooooh you naughty boy! Has your pal Putin got Twitter all atwitter because they have proof that you like a little kink with your hookers? Did you take “trickle down economics” a little…

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Win a FREE copy of Cocktails for Survival!

Cocktails for Survival

Drunk Publius doesn’t want to be a socialist, but it feels SO GOOD. And we like it. So we’re giving away a copy of our book. It’s FREE. We’ll mail it to you with our own drunk hands. You just have to do one of three things. Either follow us on Twitter (@TrumpedDrinks) for one…

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