Trump’s Unpresidented Tweets are a Cocktail for Disaster

If you drink to the point of memory loss, more things will be unprecedented to you. “I was dancing with a lampshade on my head last night? That’s unprecedented!”  “What do you mean that I did the same thing on New Year’s Eve? No way!” (While a Trump Presidency may drive Democrats and Republicans alike…

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How will we survive a Trump presidency?

survive a trump presidency

The first question many of us asked ourselves after the 2016 election was how will we survive a Trump presidency? The morning after was like waking up from a nightmare to realize the nightmare was just beginning. The first few days, eating and drinking at all was a chore. But a few days after the…

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No, you’re the puppet

puppet for putin

Did you ever get the feeling there is a giant hand stuck way up inside Donald Trump’s extra-large asshole? Like maybe, Trump’s evil twin’s hand is up there? His Russian evil twin. And that Donnie actually enjoys having a giant Russian hand up his ass? Yeah, me too. And it makes me need a drink.…

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Ohio hates women!

Getting Drunk

You are going to need a strong drink for this one! The Ohio legislature passed a bill that bans abortion before a woman even knows she’s pregnant! Sorry all you people with ectopic pregnancies! Hope you like to die… because Ohio thinks that if you’d just not let blastocysts implant in your fallopian tubes you…

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Finally, the intrusion of clean air into my lungs can end!

Clean Air

“We Are Going to End the EPA Intrusion Into Your Lives” – Donald Trump You know what I hate? Fresh air! And you know where I hate it? IN MY LUNGS! If the air I breathe isn’t giving me lung cancer, than I don’t want it. I’m in luck, though, because President-Elect Trump has selected…

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