Posts by Drunk Publius
The Climate Denier
There is literally a cocktail for every Trump occasion in Cocktails for Survival: Not as Trump as you drink I am. I didn’t realize how apropos some of these would become. Today, the Climate-Denier-in-Chief is set to sign an Executive Order that would radically change regulations that affect climate change because really, who needs clean…
Read MoreThe Point Guys have some Trumped Up Drinks
“The Point” is the brainchild of Fred Kuhr, an actor and journalist, who wanted to put a new spin on the talk-show format by bringing together a diverse group of gay and straight men. After bringing the pop-culture obsessed Tito Faustino on board, they went on an exhaustive search to find just the right guys…
Read MoreThe ACA Replacement
Did you hear the good news? Republicans have revealed their replacement for the Affordable Care Act. Designed almost exclusively to help the rich maintain and increase their wealth while screwing over the poor, sick and elderly. “Sorry, Aunt Lettie, I know you need your dementia meds, but here’s a voucher for some Tylenol instead. Have…
Read MoreExclusive: Mike Pence’s Top 8 Revealed
Drunk Publius can exclusively reveal today Mike Pence’s MySpace Top 8. Sources have confirmed today that throughout his governorship of Indiana, Mike Pence routinely performed official state business from his AOL email account. Drunk Publius has researched and also discovered the following information published on Mike Pence’s Geocities website. Modem Speed: 3200 baud Favorite Browser: Netscape Favorite Search Engine: Lycos OS:…
Read MoreThe Sessions
When you get home from your Klan meeting and have a list of calls from Russia to return, sometimes you just need a drink to help you face it all. We’re here to help, Jeff, with a new drink called The Sessions. The Sessions Ingredients 1 oz Southern Comfort 1 oz Russian vodka 1/2 oz sloe gin…
Read MoreCongressional Address Drinking Game
Tonight’s the night! President Trump will be addressing a joint session of Congress in prime-time. Speech is set to start at 9PM. We are here to help you get through it with some cocktails and a handy drinking game. Grab your copy of Cocktails for Survival: Not as trump as you drink I am and choose…
Read MoreThe Fake News
Are you a member of the “Mainstream Media”? Have you been doing your best to report on the atrocities happenings of the Trump Administration, only to be repeatedly called fake news? (Sad!) Have you reported so well that you’ve been banished from Press Briefings? We feel for you, so this drink is for you. Don't believe…
Read MoreThe Cowardly Republican
It’s Congressional Recess and very few legislators have planned Town Hall meetings in their respective home towns and the ones that have are being met with many angry constituents. The so-called angry crowds in home districts of some Republicans are actually, in numerous cases, planned out by liberal activists. Sad! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 21, 2017…
Read MoreThe Last Night in Sweden
The massacre at Bowling Green. The terror in Atlanta. And now . . . . It’s 11:59 on Radio Free Publius; this is Cocktails for Survival with drinks and the truth until dawn. First, we’ve got a few words for some of our brothers and sisters in Sweden: “the chair is against the wall, the…
Read MoreThe Hand Jerker
Drunk Publius is obsessed with the President’s inability to shake hands like a normal human-being. Apparently the only way to prove your masculinity is by jerking on the hand of your unsuspecting subject. There’s no way this move makes you look like an asshole compensating for tiny hands. It only makes you look strong and…
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